Look at that beautiful toilet paper. It is plump, yet shapely. Pure, yet destined for grime, muck, and other filthy particles not worthy of being mentioned in a respectable publication like Triond.
But did you know that toilet paper can actually be re-used? That's right, keep reading for tips on turning brown into beautiful.
Gotcha! You didn't really think that I was going to discuss how to re-use used toilet paper, did you? That is disgusting!
After all, I'm not really interested in adding anything of value to Triond. All I am concerned about is getting page views. Now that you have clicked on this article, I don't care if you read to the end or not. I've already gotten paid.
Uh, wait a minute. Before you go, could you click on I Like It? And don't forget to leave a comment. That way, I will not only have cash in my pocket but also some respectability among other Triond writers. More comments and more likes means more popularity.
And that really is my bottom line. I want to be liked. I want to be admired, trendy, fashionable, and otherwise stylin'.
I encourage you to do the same. Don't publish anything of any meaning. Don't write from your heart. Don't be thoughtful in building up Triond, or bringing hope through a poem, or sharing a unique insight that might change someone's life.
No, just write something that will make the Hot Content list. Focus on getting your name listed as a Hot User. Get yours now. Forget about anything else.
