We've all heard the question, “Just what is it that women really want?” now for some answers. While all women are completely different there are a few universal desires. In order to meet the demand for what women really look for in a man all you need to do is read on.
1st: Do admit that every woman is a completely different individual than your last girlfriend. Contrary to popular sayings, we are truly not all the same. One girl is not as good as another.
2nd: Stop trying to replace a high quality woman with a cheap imitation. If the good woman you've got won't give it up, stop being lazy and pre-heat the oven before you try to bake your bread. While a microwave oven may get the job done, just imagine who else's bread was in it earlier that day.
3rd: Listen to her when she's talking to you. If you put in half as much effort listening to what she has to say as you do blocking her out when your not interested, she'll notice the improvement immediately and possibly reward you.
4th: Romance is not dead. While she probably doesn't want or expect Don Juan would it kill you to put in a little effort once in awhile to make her feel special? Send roses; buy her a dainty piece of jewelry or a bottle of the expensive perfume she loves. If you treat a woman like a friend or co-worker sooner or later that's all she'll be.
5th: Chivalry is not just a word it's an action. Look it up bozo! Open the damn door for her and pay for her when you take her out on a date. While she may insist on paying for herself because she's independent it will still resonate that her man is capable of taking care of her. You should put up at least a twice strong argument. Which means: insist twice every time that you want to pay for her. If she still refuses give her a killer grin and say “I can respect that….this time.” Let it go with a wink. Trust me her toes will curl.
6th: Read her mind, or at least try to. While you are not actually capable of this, you are able to read her emotions if you're willing to pay attention to her. In spite of the craziness of the notion, her girlfriends can in fact seemingly read her mind. Naturally the ideal man must be at least capable of determining that when we say FINE and stomp out of a room what we really meant to say was: DO IT AND YOUR SLEEPING ON THE COUCH ASSHOLE!
7th: Let her win. The last rule and possibly the most important advice any woman can give to a man is to just let her win. We know you're big, strong, and super-macho. It's one of the reasons that women will argue the impossible using the most advanced and mind boggling logic imaginable. We are ticked at you for whatever, and we can't beat you silly so the next best thing is to throw a fit. We will argue the exact same damn thing in every wording possible for the next ten years until you “see it our way”. Save yourself the nagging and keep your woman happy, if it is not a life altering argument; just “SEE IT OUR WAY NOW!” Case closed.
This very honest and heartfelt advice is brought to you curtsey of your woman's/girlfriend's/wife's best friend, who is frankly tired of listening to her bitch about the same damn man issues and telling her to dump your ass every week.
If you've heard “CLICK-IT-OR-TICKET” you can certainly appreciate this “FIX-IT-OR-KISS-IT” GOODBYE that is.
