Bizarre Dog
Tokyoplastic have been at the forefront of flash animation for a number of years. In fact it could be argued that the cutting edge is now in the East. This little guy is, initially, something that you might like to take home and pet. Once you watch this animation you may not be sure what needs to be done with it! Would he win first prize at Crufts? Possibly if Tim Burton was making a film about it!
Poonovation
Spending time ‘in loo' of a good education may be some people's idea of a day well spent. If you fall in to that category and you happen to be an Apple addict at the same time then this innovatory invention may well be just for you. Featuring an array of accessories that will bring relief (as it were) to millions of people around this world, this will really take your mind off the less important things in life, such as Congo or Iraq. This adds a whole new twist to the recent argument - are you a PC or are you a Mac?
Pizza Delivery
The future is here - and if Big Brother isn't watching you he is making sure that you order the healthy choice next time you order a pizza! If you have any sort of paranoia about the amount of surveillance that is going on in your life, you really should not watch this piece of flash animation that tells the story of a hapless guy who just wants a nice big unhealthy pizza after a hard and tiring day at work!
A Nightingale Sang
One of the great things about the internet is that there is little rhyme or reason when it comes to a lot of its content. This site is one of them. Why does it exist, you might ask. Because it can is the reply. Here you friendly neighborhood nightingale will translate anything you want in to its own bird song. "Quite frankly, my dear, I couldn't give a damn" is a personal favorite. Try it, you know you want to!
Scientific Farm
The farm is under attack. An unprovoked assault by the forces of a strange and unknown alien race leads the cows to counter attack in their own inimitable way. This is probably best viewed after about, oh, sixteen beers.
Tiny Grow
You can spend a worrying amount of time with this worrying little tree and its occasional offspring. A circular panel rotates on the tree and you must click it in order to get the tree to grow. It may seed, it may spore, and it may just leaf and wither. You might just get a flock of birds landing on it. Beware though; your creation can explode at any time!
50 Impression in 50 seconds
If you are genuinely needy of a laugh out loud, then this is for you. Guaranteed to cheer up Lurch, this will leave you in tears of laughter. Either that or it will leave you completely nonplussed. Either way, that guy in the glasses is possibly one to watch out for!
The Book of Numbers
If you enjoy the animations in Monty Python then you will love the Book of Numbers. You can also waste hours here without realizing because each page of the book has something that you may want to watch several times. You don't have to be high on substances looked down upon by the greater part of society to enjoy this site, but a bottle of Jack Daniels at one side of the PC and a glass on the other may help!
I Just Want...
You will probably dislike this intensely if you are looking for a serious relationship with a man who cares deeply about you and your needs. However, if you are a teenage boy who can get a snigger out of a stick man singing about his own (very selfish!) sexual needs then you will love this, bookmark it and watch it about a zillion times.
Boombah Zone
This is interactive entertainment for pre-schoolers and as such will keep university students happy for hours. If the Teletubbies took drugs then this is probably what the result would be like. The colors are so bright they are way beyond primary and the aimless, uber pointlessness of this site for adults is what makes it so compulsive.
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