BIO FUELS ARE NOTHING NEW
First myth Sifu bust tonight; there is nothing new about bio-fuels, Laui. Bio-fuels were invent by Nazi Germany prior to WWII; check any book on history and you will see. Germany is land-locked country with no oil fields. For to wage war at all, Nazi government first require create alternative supply of fuel by burn crops.
BIO FUELS INVENT BY HITLER
Well, not by him personally, but by Nazi scientists. How many Laui know what happen to Nazi scientists after WWII? Sifu knows. Sifu can even give you quote; Nazi scientists say “Ve fear ze Russians, ve despise ze British; zat leaves only ze Americans.” That’s right, Laui; Nazi scientists surrender to Americans for to escape vengeance of Russian Red Army.
WHAT ELSE INVENT BY NAZIS?
Brace you self Laui; Sifu give you protracted list: Nazis invent contraceptive pill by experiment on living Jewish women; Nazis create first accurate internal diagrams of female reproductive organs by pour liquid lead into living subject bodies; Nazis invent helicopter through research into hover-vehicle; Nazis invent rocket technology for to launch V2 bombers against London during blitz; Nazis invent majority of biological and chemical weapons; Nazis invent concept of ‘Game Theory’, which is political and psychological theory expound by Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher; Nazis invent propaganda; Nazis invent nuclear bomb... list go on and on, ending finally with; Nazis invent bio-fuels.
In fact, about the only modern things not invent by Nazis are concentration camps and internet. Internet was invent by scientists for to communicate quickly, concentration camps invent by the British Empire; other than that, Nazi scientists invent majority of things you Laui take for granted in you modern Laui world. Check it out for you self; you will find there is no argument with Sifu, for he is read him history and him is tell you the truth.
I THOUGHT WE WON WWII...
Yes, you might think that, Laui, but basically Nazis infect us with them ideas anyway; win physical war only lengthen conflict of ideology that is still going on. Unfortunately, evil Nazi ideology is winning; with new bio-fuel propaganda, all Laui are thinking that them can go on driving them car whatever the world climate decide to do. This is not so, Laui; to embrace bio-fuel is to embrace evil Nazi ideology. Seriously, Laui; Nazi ideas so odious that normal human mind rebel in horror even to consider such atrocity.
OH, COME ON SIFU…
Do not give you Sifu “oh come on…”; have you read you history for to argue with me? Perhaps you have read but you have not understand, you have not make the obvious links that all modern technology is come from Nazi research. You know what modern scientist do to animals, upset animal activists? Nazis do that to living human beings, Laui, and it is the same research and philosophy that is underpin western society today.
HEY SIFU, ARE YOU SOME KINDA COMMIE JEW?
Better to be Commie Jew than murdering Nazi apologist, Laui. Besides, Communism and Jewish Zionism are mutually incompatible ideologies. Did you know that Taliban are also originate with Muslim branch of Nazi party? It is whole other topic, Sifu not go into detail here; him just tell you it is so. Do not take Sifu word for it; go and read history for you self. No one will credit you opinions if you quote ranting comedy Chinaman, just like read Sifu’s Kung-Fu lessons will not make you great fighter; you must study and learn for you self, Laui. Sifu is only here for to show you the way.
WHAT ABOUT THE CONTRACEPTIVE PILL?
Obvious, Laui, that female contraception is give women control over then own reproduction for first time in history, but that was not why it was invent. Pill was invent for to allow Nazi government control breeding; whatever good come of it is merely side-effect. Likewise, bio-fuel is seriously bad idea. Sifu got another quote for to prove; “When you start burning crops, you will finish by burning bodies.” Sifu not sure who say first, but it is true; this was say right before WWII, in response to Nazi burning of crops for to make bio-fuel. Within ten years, what were Nazis burn instead of crop? Bodies, Laui; Nazis were burning bodies in concentration camps.
DEAR GOD, WHY WERE THEY DOING THAT?
Simple, Laui; food is cheap, fuel is expensive. Fields use for grow crops make very little money, fields use for grow fuel worth a fortune. When bio-fuels are use, all farmers switch to grow fuel, leading to shortage of land for grow food. Price of food sky-rocket, forcing all bio-fuel using countries to invade them neighbors for to obtain new farm land and steal food. Bio-fuels will not save you, Laui; bio-fuels will start World War Three. Did peoples in Germany and other Nazi countries know what was going on before it was too late? No, them did not; look at the world around you Laui; it has already begun.
The world shall hear from me again!
