So this year hasn't been the best in history. But it's still pretty awesome. And here are just a few reasons why.
Sales
The pair of jeans you once lusted over are now half price. And why? Because you're favourite store is just as broke as you are. Now you can look gorgeous and smug!
We Get Skinnier
Food prices might be going up, but that only means we eat less. Now our dress sizes are going down. Who knows, maybe it'll solve the obesity crisis?
No More Moments of Poor Judgement
It might be too expensive to drink at your favourite pub now, but at least you can avoid the guys you wouldn't go near sober if you're at home with friends. At a house party, you know who's fit from memory.
It's a Good Excuse To Be Stingy
Christmas is coming up. You're best friend could get you a diamond necklace while you give her a wooly hat and you'd still get away with it, if you cry a bit about the price of living today.
It's Not The End of The World
Literally. Atom collisions haven't caused the world to blow up yet, but they still might. So we all deserve to have a little dance and a rave while we still can. And before the price of alcohol goes up any higher. Cheap glowsticks, anyone?
