Diddy , for some who haven't noticed, is currently having sex with non talented so called singer "Cassie". As seen in the picture above neither one of them is either hot or stylish so that means they're probably going to last. Sean Combs bka P. Diddy is currently governing two reality shows (since we wouldn't look at him anywhere else) on mtv and the other on VH1. (Notice I only capitalized VH1.)
On Vh1, you'll find the semi entertaining "I Want to Work For Diddy" featuring a handful of lame-os who graduated by giving head to their professors in college. The object of the show is to cancel out every member of the show until there is one lame-o left. A ghetto Apprentice! There are no sure bets on who's going to win but my heart goes out to Laverne
And yes that's a man.
Aside from that Diddy is hosting, on mtv, "Making the Band 4" where he punks around people with true talent because he has none. Now don't get me wrong. Their records aren't selling worth anything but they're all somewhat attractive to watch hop around so it's something to watch. Diddy is prepping the girls band "DanityKane" and the Fellas "Day 26" and Donnie (who isn't worth quotation marks) for an out-of-the-blue tour headlined by none other than Diddy. Oh joy.....
That'll be more of his 1988 dance moves and poor performances to manifest on for us, am I right?
diddy you suck. You can't sing, you can't rap. You sure can't dance! Entertainment has no position for you anymore. Do us a favor and retire. And for God's Sake Take Cassie too!!!!
