Not serious, hopefully you'll get a laugh out of them though.
My dog ate it.
My cat ate it.
My brother/sister ate it.
I ate it.
El Chupacabra ate it.
I tried to fax it to you, but I accidentally got the fax and the paper shredder mixed up...
I don't quite remember, but maybe if I had 5 dollars...
If I knew that, you'd have it right now wouldn't you?
Homework is against my religion.
You never said I had to bring you the homework, be more specific next time please.
What is this, 20 questions?
If I told you that I'd have to kill you.
Um, I have to tie my shoe... over there.
Please submit all inquiries in document form to my secretary.
My secretary ate it.
Well, I thought we'd have a little fun; I will hide it somewhere in the school and will place a trail of clues for you to follow. However, if you don't find it before class gets out, the bomb in your house will explode... Happy hunting!
What are you talking about? You've been taking homework from me all year, are you saying you lost all of it?!
I don't know, I seem to have misplaced it…wait, what's that behind your ear?
One second, I'm not finished copying Jim's yet...
That's what she said.
I don't know, you tell me, you're the teacher.
Somewheeeere, over the rainbow!
You already got everyone else's, why do you need mine? Don't you have enough?
I didn't do it, but if you don't give me credit for it I'm telling the police you touched me in inappropriate places. Yeah, I thought that might solve our little problem...
Yeah I thought that might solve our little problem. Welcome to da mafia!!!