Mock the Teacher
This is especially fun in drama and art classes where most teachers will let you get away if they notice, and might even ignore you for the sake of the acting. Make your teacher look like an idiot for everything he/she says, remember : don't be too rude (like when your teacher points somewhere, you stick your middle finger in that direction) and exaggerate everything, let these thoughts run free!
Throw Paper Balls
Do this ONLY when the teacher is not looking or cannot see you, for example, when he/she is writing on the blackboard. Also make sure that anyone that will tell the teacher on you is not looking or paying attention, these people can make it seem even worse sometimes. You can also throw paper airplanes but these normally don't travel as fast, so before it lands someone might notice, plus they take quite a while to fold. It's always best to throw them at people who will throw it back to you to not waste too much scrap paper you might need for later.
Drum on Your Desk
If you're in sight of the teacher, the do this on the sides, inside, or on the bottom of your desk. If the teacher looks around anywhere, stop it immediately. This will make it seem like it's someone else who's doing it somewhere else, even though the teacher can most likely tell if you're at the front of the room.
Sing in Your Head
Think of a song you like and sing it in your head, the teacher can't do anything to you even if you dance or move to the beat of the song.
Step on Your Neighbor's Feet
Don't do this if your in the front row, or the person beside you is:
- Too strong
- Too weak (you might make them cry out and "die")
- A snitch (or anyone who doesn't like you)
- Bad-tempered
Read/Draw
Put it on your lap or in your desk if the teacher can see it and act casual at all times, don't make any sudden movements when you have to do something like answer the question, or get out of your seat.
Make Unnecessary Noises
Make sounds like animal noises, coughs, grunts, choking (although don't attract to much attention), etc.
Practice Martial Arts
Attack/kill invisible enemies from your seat, make it seem real. Wave your hands about and slash the air with an imaginary sword.
Meditate
Pretend that you are a monk and hum as loud as you can, wave your arms around like you're casting magic. Is anyone going to violate your human rights by stopping you from practicing your religion? They can send you to the office, you can send them to jail.
Learn Another Language
Try to imitate the sounds of another language (Chinese, Hindu, etc.) but try to choose one that nobody in your class speaks so you don't insult anyone.
Still bored? Go take a nap, say that you were really tired, so you fell asleep!
