Always stuttering when you don't have your homework or book for class. Well now you don't have to with my help. Here are the top 10 excuses for when you don't have your homework or book.
- I was in my moms while we where going to help out poor people (always try and sound like you have a good heart) I was studying the book and my mom's car got hit by another car. I took my book bag out of the car and the tow truck towed our car. The second we got to the shelter I remembered I had forgot the book in the car. And that's why I don't have my book today. (This should give you at tops a week of not having a your book).
- I did the homework but all of the sudden a psychopathic clown stole my homework. I had tried to contact my friends for the homework but they didn't answer the phone. When I had gone out to report it to the police they just laughed in my face. So please ms/mr/mrs teacher my I have another sheet and do it tonight. (Try and do the homework because it wont work 2 days in a row)
- I had done my homework but the paper shredder at my house came alive and told me if I didn't give him my homework he would kill my family. So I tried to reason with him but he was sick and tired of not getting homework. Which if you haven't known this homework is a paper shredders favorite delicacy. So I had to give him my homework, but at least my families OK.
- I forgot my homework because I was in a science experiment and they where testing memory upgrades. I was the only person to react to the type of laser they put in my mind. Now I forget homework and to breath sometimes while I talk. (Then pass out for dramatic effect).
- Rip up your paper and say your dog ate. Put the shreds in a plastic bag it helps.
- If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Then threaten the teacher to keep her nose out of your business if she doesn't want to die.
- you where walking home from the soup kitchen to help poor people (or preaching to criminals in jail, which ever one it doesn't matter) when I was mugged for my homework by a biker gang.
- Don't go to school that day and do the homework .
- Break out crying and the teacher will leave you alone.
- I Forgot it
Those are the top ten excuses for if you forget your homework.
